so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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