How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
