i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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