Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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