If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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