Someone shit on the floor
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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