is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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