I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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