is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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