xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I lost the right to judge tonight
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize