yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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