Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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