it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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