Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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