i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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