Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I am spending my child support on dildos
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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