dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I see more hoeing in ur future
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