found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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