school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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