how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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