I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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