When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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