have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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