She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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