im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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