shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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