Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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