dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my shit smells like andre
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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