IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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