Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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