If i come over, it means nothing
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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