There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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