S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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