operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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