Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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