Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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