well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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