I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
