I want to make a zoo with you.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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