halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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