im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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