She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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