But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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