If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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