Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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