I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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