You can't motorboat a personality
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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