I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The beer is more important than you right now.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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