i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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