p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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