Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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