I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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