The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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