Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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