he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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