eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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