I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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