He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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