Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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